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In every American movie, there is that scene when the hero just rips the dress of his girlfriend... "There you go! There you go! This is STUPID! And the girl says nothing...I wouldnt let it happen!" "HEY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! NOBODY ever touches my...
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Tired of all these stories about beef and horse meat? Newspaper:Giraffe meat found in dried antelope meat strips in South Africa Some exoticism, at last!
"Hello, please sit down and tell me what's wrong" "Hi doctor, I've been having red patches on my arms since...since I came back to France" ... "Im allergic to Fraaaance!!!"
The traumatizing moment when you suddenly realize that your shot is jelly... Crazy English :)
'Excuse me, wouldn't your t-shirt be from Brittany?' 'Cause I'm from Brittany'
Sometimes, when bored in a theater, we play real-life 'Guess who'.
'Will you have a cake to share, with your hot chocolates?' ... 'Do I look like someone who shares a cake?'
(Parceque tout le monde veut une valise à pois, c'est bien connu.)
Tiny christmas tree looking for tiny garden. "Don't worry: I will never throw you away. NEVER. But I don't have the slightest idea of what Im gonna do with you...''
Paris is the snow is great, but you still look like a fool in the metro.
(Variante: "Ou sont les Femmes"...)
On n'y coupera pas!
NB: arrêter de critiquer les gens sans être 100% sûres qu'ils ne sont pas français!)
When even your new washing powder-that-smells-like-monoï is a pretext for procrastination...
Assembling an IKEA sofa bed - The men on the IKEA instructions - Us
We might have weird expressions (to pull one's sleeves up)....but the english ones are not better!
My internship? Could be worse. 'Girls...I'm doing a photoshoot, could someone bite into that cupcake for me please?' 'Me! Me!'
The idea of the century 'Shit!' 'Rhaaaaa!' (maybe the translation was unnecessary for this one :p) 'Oh, screw it!'
Bon alors, parcequ'on me pose souvent la question: OUI tous les dessins sont toujours inspirés de la réalité, maisj'insiste sur le "INSPIRES". En l'ocurrence je n'achète pas les pots de nutella par six ^^
En attendant d'autres dessins, une version alternative du précédent (deux situations véridiques!).
( No one else but us in the office in the afternoon!)
A tribute to the Japanese guy who said he could take the group photo in front of the Eiffel Tower...
When my dad is back in France for a few days... 'Daaad! Its SO COOL that you're here! So. My bed is broken, my shower leaks and the lamp in my bathroom is going on and off... But Ive made a list for you, don't worry!'
My shower hose has been broken for two month now, and all this time I have had the impression I was taking a shower with an automatic watering sprinkler. Time to do something.
