My dear neighbors
1: The fish smell
Source : My Asian neighbor cooking at 7 a.m
2: The trumpet noise
Source : My neighbor blowing his nose every day at 7.30 a.m
3: The inopportune acclamation "God job sweetyyyyy you pooped yay!"
Source: My neighbor congratulating her daughter
4: The cacophony
Source : My neighbor (very badly) playing 'Somebody that I used to know' on his flute
So: Alarm o'clock? What for?